Arty Bollocks Generator es una herramienta imprescindible para artistas emergentes, críticos, curators, gestores culturales y similares, que nos permite elaborar textos artísticos suficientemente pedantes y engolados sin más que hacer un simple clic.

A pesar de que en un primer momento los textos que ofrece ABG pueden parecer algo limitados, es curioso comprobar como encajan perfectamente con los intereses de buena parte del artisteo internacional. Es más, me temo que si te dedicas a estas cosas y no encuentras un texto que se ajuste a tu perfil, tal vez tengas un problema.

Os dejo algunos ejemplos:

«My work explores the relationship between the body and multimedia experiences.

Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of meaning. What starts out as hope soon becomes corrupted into a tragedy of lust, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the prospect of a new synthesis.»

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«My work explores the relationship between gender politics and midlife subcultures.

As spatial phenomena become transformed through emergent and critical practice, the viewer is left with an insight into the edges of our future.»

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«My work explores the relationship between postmodern discourse and skateboard ethics.

With influences as diverse as Kierkegaard and Francis Bacon, new tensions are generated from both traditional and modern textures.»

Vía Candlelightstories.